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May 5, 2009

Last call is on the house. Ron Jeremy will be your server.

You know, if I saw this sensitive-looking young man at the bar at The Hose at the end of the night, I don't know if I'd be able to restrain myself. He has a sort of bohème naïf look about him.

Like you might see him in brown cords and a red hanky tied around his neck on Ave. A in the middle of the day and he wouldn't even know it was wrong. I guess it's the mis-placed bravado look about him. "Look how cool I am!" "Well, actually, no ..."

He reminds me a bit of a young Mark.

I know he's a little past his prime right now, but ... well ... so am I.

-- Aaron | Link

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I was MUCH prettier!

-- Mark | May 05, 2009

You were beautiful and cruel.

-- Aaron | May 05, 2009

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